Stream of Consciousness TV Blogging: Lost

An eyeball.  Again.

Recapitulating the opening of the second season.  Different song, though.

Does everyone set the oven timer so that it burns the food right after it goes off?

Meta much?

What book, the Valenzetti Equation?

Or are these others?  Yep, there's Henry.  And the weird sky.

Flashback, retelling from another perspective.

Eee!  Ethan!

Oh Lost, how I missed yoU!

Flashjack.  Er, back.  

Of course he's locked in.

Kate meets Mr. Friendly.

Meaning Mr. Friendly's more interested in Jack?

Sawyer's in a weird adventure game, apparently.

Juliet.  Should we have any idea who she is?

More flashing back.

Sarah takes the call.  It was cooler when I thought "his name" was Desmond.

C'mon, we wanna know too!

Yeah, Jack.  They'd put you in a room with a chain and you'd totally show them up.

Sure, Kate gets the shower scene.

Have we seen the sundress before?

"He's waiting."  Henry?  Sawyer?

Okay, this is creepy.

What, Henry's got a handcuff fetish?

Jack tries his best Veronica Mars impression.

Eep!  Sarah and Jack's dad?

Jack's trying to be Sawyer now.

Back to the truth.

And it's action time now.  "Subject"?

Damn.  Nice camera work there.

We're not going to see "Carl" get shot, I think - it's a performance for Sawyer's benefit.

There's a very The Prisoner vibe to this episode.

So Juliet is the good cop?

Half expecting "Secret Lovers" to play on the cellphone.

Have we seen the therapy counselor before?

Yeah, Jack, that's so gonna work.  Like there are no other guards.

So, I'm guessing we don't open the door?

Jack, so contrary.  Dumbass.

Despite all his rage, Sawyer's still just a rat in a cage.

Reunion #1.

Oh, blow *dryer*.

Aww.

"We're underwater, aren't we."  Ya think?

The Hydra.  Gotta check my map again.

Juliet's not De Groot, was she?

Wow.  Where do they get their dossiers from?

Cliffhanger - are we gonna get the name now?  Or will he do the thing where he decided he doesn't realy want to know.

Of course.

Ben?