Stream of Consciousness TV Blogging: Lost

Previously:  Desmond saves everyone's butts.

Locke vs. the Jesus Stick.

You don't call me anymore, John Locke!

Charlie sucks at charades.  Dude, write in the sand already.

Sweat lodge?  Is Locke hitting on Charlie?

Lockeback.

Eureka?  Wrong network, buddy.

Have we seen Eddie before?

Locke's got a heck of a lot of guns.

Charlie brings the snark.

Altered States?

Find your soul mate, John Locke.  Oh, there he is.

Weird.  "They'll be fine for a while"?  "Nothing you can do, not yet."  I love foreshadowing.  "They've got him"?

Polar bear!

Who are these people?

Geronimo Jackson!

Is that Mr. Friendly?  Guess not.

I'm guessing Locke's in a cult, and Eddie's an undercover cop or something.

Oops.

Lizzie?  Mike and Jan?

Marijuana in the greenhouse?

Blowing something up?

Hairspray flamethrower?

Desmond!

"I woke up in the jungle like this."  Some party.

Giant undiscovered cave.  Betcha there's a sekrit in here.

Damn, I'm good.

Damn, I'm really good.

Dude, bear's still around, right?

Speech?  Is Desmond time traveling?

So how do we get from past Locke to paralyzed badass?

Everyone's a prophet for Locke.

New Losties?

Locke takes over from Hurley.  Hurley doesn't look thrilled.  Oh, it's just deja vu.

Desmond - looks like Jesus, acts like Billy Pilgrim.